Tuesday, April 13, 2004
Guess the law firm.
Anonymous works 24/7, and when he doesn't, he thinks he should be.
The Firm is cracking down on paper clips and you need a code for photocopying. Anonymous quotes the code. Figure out his law firm, break in at night and get free photocopying. Except you won't, Anonymous and his colleagues would probably be there, working.
(By the way, they make more money pro rata from the manual labour task of photocopying than from lawyering. How does that work?)
This is good. Lawyers can write. When they have time.
But: paragraphs please, Mr Anonymous.
Oh, and go home occasionally. You have kids and a wife. You really should meet them some time.
The Firm is cracking down on paper clips and you need a code for photocopying. Anonymous quotes the code. Figure out his law firm, break in at night and get free photocopying. Except you won't, Anonymous and his colleagues would probably be there, working.
(By the way, they make more money pro rata from the manual labour task of photocopying than from lawyering. How does that work?)
This is good. Lawyers can write. When they have time.
But: paragraphs please, Mr Anonymous.
Oh, and go home occasionally. You have kids and a wife. You really should meet them some time.
